Giggles for the day--sort of

1. Today started off as a day of tension: will we or will we not get the call. We didn't, but I've decided that the longer they can put it off, the better for my work spaces. I spent the morning cleaning because I couldn't sit still. When I got home, I started this nesting thing that is supposed to be a sign of birth hormones kicking in or something like that. BUT I HAVE NO HORMONES--at least not the kind I'm supposed to have. (I won't even go there.)
2. But as tense as I think I am, I'm nothing compared to the lady who wrote on the listserv that she had broken out in hives at 3:00 this morning. Poor thing! I hope she gets her referral this month so that this can be over ASAP for her.
3. Rich's phone--a phone that never rings for an outside call, apparently--has rung two in the past three days. He says he "freaks" every time it rings for an outsider. If he's that bad now, what will he do when it's the real thing? (Again, I won't even go there.)
4. We're all checking the listserv every minute for some sign of a referral. Dell is going to make a mint on new keyboard and mouse deliveries after all this is over.