I don't know whether to laugh or start wearing a paper bag when I take her

It's bad enough when you make fun of your own boss, but when your little sister does it, it's enough to make you want to hide.

I took Charissa to the store today. As usual, she had to see all and Brett had to take her. She wanted to see Roger, to boot. (He's the manager not known, bless his heart, for his sense of humor.) He had on a shirt that must have been terrycloth, because Brett said it was kind of fuzzy-looking.

She called Roger "Fuzzy." Repeatedly. Brett pulled her out of the office and brought her to me. He was about as red as I've seen him for a while.

This was after she sang to Brennan, to the tune of Zaccheus, "I'm coming to your basement today." She knows that's his home.